Lifestyles of the rich and the famous—we see it on TV, we dream about it, but so very few of us get the opportunity to live it. The life that allows glitz and glam 24/7, without ever worrying about getting your hair fixed, that weave done or your nails did. We look to the stars for a lot of beauty advice. It makes sense, they know and use the best of the best, doctors or otherwise.
But what if the luxurious stars didn't have all that money and prestige to keep them beautiful? What would they look like then? New York-based artist Danny Evans created a photo series, Celebrity Make Unders, that perfectly displays what these celebs would look like if they hadn't grown up with that endless cash flow. He really hits the nail on the head, and now you can feel that much better about your rather average self. Just kidding, you know you as hot as Bey.
1. Jon Hamm.
Oh you a tough guy, huh?
2. Chris Brown.
No one looking at you now.
3. Tom Cruise.
Middle tooth. Middle tooth. MIDDLE TOOTH!
4. Madonna and Lady Gaga.
5. Pam Anderson.
She would still be tanned.
She looks like a member of the Banks family.
7. Scarlett Johansson.
I could definitely see it, if it were 1992.
8. Miley Cyrus.
I think he's really into the late '80s and early '90s.
9. Brad and Angelina.
Do your parents have this exact photo? Because mine do.
10. Jay Z and Beyoncé.
11. Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson.
He wouldn't look THAT old, right?
12. Kim and Kanye.
North, west, man they all over the place!
13. Jennifer Aniston.
So this was clearly after Brad then.
14. Nicole Kidman.
You gotta be kidding me? She never kids, man.
15. Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino.
He's still got a situation going on.
16. Mariah Carey.
So she found a career as a high school principal, clearly.
17. Lady Gaga.
Makeup still fly af.
18. Dave and Vicki Beckham.
Which are exactly the names they'd go by if they looked like that.