Arya Stark’s miraculous recovery did not convince a cynical Internet

Warning: Bloody spoilers ahead. Very bloody.

A few stabs to the gut can't keep a Stark down. (Oh wait, sorry, Robb.)

At the end of last week's Game of Thrones, a foolish Arya Stark got herself stabbed by The Waif after going for a stroll through Braavos. But fear not, fans — despite a belly skewering that should have resulted in an Arya kabob, all she needed for a recovery was a cloth wrap and some soup from the actress Lady Crane.

The Internet didn't buy that a little holistic medicine would be enough to heal Arya and power a parkour escape from The Terminator The Waif.