Oh, Jesus Christ! It’s five years since Fenton visited Richmond Park

Today is a glorious day, today is a day when this little gem was brought to the world’s attention, today is Jesus Christ Fenton Day.

Yes, it is five years to the day since the autumnal splendour of Richmond Park was shattered by the shrill cries of Fenton’s owner, Max Findlay.

Man too shy to go to doctor lodges chopstick in his penis
Man rushed to doctor with chopstick stuck in his penis

When the video was first uploaded on November 13, 2011, there was debate over the dog’s name – Renton, Benton or Fenton.

It later turned out that it was Fenton, a labrador who used to be a guide dog.
Fenton remains popular and there are 15 million views on the original video. However there are many mirror videos and spoofs out there.

Here’s the full transcript
Fenton.
Fenton.
Fenton!
Fentooon!!
Fentoooon!!!
Fentoooooooon!!!!
Fentoooon!!!
Oh, Jesus Christ!
Fentooon!!!!
Oh, Jesus Christ!
FENTON!!!
Oh, Christ!
Oh, Christ.
Jurassic Park Fenton was just as popular as the original video