Genius kid has NSFW desert survival guide

Have no fear, if this kid Alex ever gets stranded in a desert, he has a great plan for survival. 

In today's episode of Kids being funny or adults lying for fake Internet points, a kid named Alex provides some spot-on advice for desert survival.

"You have learned how plants and animals get water in the desert," the directions read. "If you were living in the desert, how would you get water? Make a plan and present it to your class."

So Alex decided that he's going to dig a hole, in search of water. Great plan.

Next he's going to cut a cactus, in order to use the plant's water supply. Awesome, Alex.

Finally, he's going to "drink pp" out of a giant floating penis. 

That's weird, Alex, but desperate times call for desperate measures.